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Yeah. I’d be happy if I was this clerk.

Twiggy

Whenever I see this picture, I think how Flavor Flav ripped off Twiggy.

Twiggy with Dr. Theopolis

Flavor Flav with Dr. Panasonic. Copycat!

Daily Pants

Daily Pants: Hey, do you like cheese sticks?

SomethingToGive.org Super Hot Fall Fundraiser Featuring SexyNurd

I’m excited to announce that I will be performing at the SomethingToGive.org fundraiser this fall in Seattle. Yes!

SomethingToGive.org encourages community involvement and volunteerism in a really cool way — by rewarding volunteers with unique life experiences. You know, like flying a fighter jet, chilling backstage with Chris Cornell, or spending a day at the Brunswick bowling ball factory. Hey, I’d like that.

The fall fundraiser will help support ongoing development costs and the launch of SomethingToGive.org’s first pilot program.

Details coming soon. Learn more about SomethingToGive.org

Email from a Person Pretending to be a Rush Fan

Yes. One of my good friends thinks he’s clever and can trick me into believing he likes Rush. Well, I know he went to Wikipedia and just made this shit up. Still, it’s very, very convincing.

THE INSCRUTABLE EMAIL

Thu, Aug 5, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Subject: RUSH

Since you ARE driving to other Hemispheres I would recommend talking for 21 minutes or 12. Just make sure your Power Windows are up so I can hear your phone Signals. I’m anxious to Roll the Bones and give this gig a go. Let’s not Rush it and do a Fly By Night job. Let’s show some Grace Under Pressure and make some Moving Pictures. If we do that…Presto…we’ll make some Waves, Permanently. Will your Counterparts be involved? Do they know how to Caress the Steel? Wait…=Hold your Fire…we can give me Feedback tomorrow.

Farewell, we are the Kings.

Is there an Echo in here? I’ll have to Test for it.

SexyNurd: Why My Family Loved Burt Reynolds (Live show video clip)

Our family only agreed on one thing: Burt Reynolds. Find out why.

Bad Hair Day

I don’t need hair product. I don’t.

Who needs hairspray when you've got this glorious brown crown?

A Moment of Silence at Singlehandedly?

Or a broken string?

Tech Rehearsal: Dont’ call me boring

I'm sexy even when I'm techhing (yeah, look that up in Webster's).