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Yeah. I’d be happy if I was this clerk.
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Yeah. I’d be happy if I was this clerk.
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Whenever I see this picture, I think how Flavor Flav ripped off Twiggy.

Twiggy with Dr. Theopolis

Flavor Flav with Dr. Panasonic. Copycat!
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I’m excited to announce that I will be performing at the SomethingToGive.org fundraiser this fall in Seattle. Yes!
SomethingToGive.org encourages community involvement and volunteerism in a really cool way — by rewarding volunteers with unique life experiences. You know, like flying a fighter jet, chilling backstage with Chris Cornell, or spending a day at the Brunswick bowling ball factory. Hey, I’d like that.
The fall fundraiser will help support ongoing development costs and the launch of SomethingToGive.org’s first pilot program.
Details coming soon. Learn more about SomethingToGive.org
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Yes. One of my good friends thinks he’s clever and can trick me into believing he likes Rush. Well, I know he went to Wikipedia and just made this shit up. Still, it’s very, very convincing.
THE INSCRUTABLE EMAIL
| Thu, Aug 5, 2010 at 12:24 PM | |||
| Subject: RUSH |
Since you ARE driving to other Hemispheres I would recommend talking for 21 minutes or 12. Just make sure your Power Windows are up so I can hear your phone Signals. I’m anxious to Roll the Bones and give this gig a go. Let’s not Rush it and do a Fly By Night job. Let’s show some Grace Under Pressure and make some Moving Pictures. If we do that…Presto…we’ll make some Waves, Permanently. Will your Counterparts be involved? Do they know how to Caress the Steel? Wait…=Hold your Fire…we can give me Feedback tomorrow.
Farewell, we are the Kings.
Is there an Echo in here? I’ll have to Test for it.
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Our family only agreed on one thing: Burt Reynolds. Find out why.
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Or a broken string?
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I'm sexy even when I'm techhing (yeah, look that up in Webster's).
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